Dear little mouse that I can hear scratching inside the wall in front of me - please just go away until Jon can get you some delightful Decon. You can eat all you want and then you won't have to tunnel through the walls to find a warm spot. You'll get to be warm all the time. And I can get some work done without feeling like I'm going to kick a whole in the wall.
Because while it really bothers me to hear you, it would bother me even more to see you.
Oh - and please stay out of the dog food in the garage. It really freaks Evan out when he has to feed the dogs.